Friday, September 15, 2006

Trust Issues


This was the note that was left for one of my maintenance guys inside the apartment he was working in. Now, in all fairness to the tenant, we do normally give at least 24-hour notice before entering their apartment when it comes to something they didn’t request. But when it is an emergency call, we have to do what we have to do. That was the case here, as we received a call from the tenant living below saying that there was water coming through her ceiling.

Now the tenant who left the note really is a good guy, but there are a few screws loose. He served in the armed forces in his past, so he must have been all there at some point. I don’t know at what point things got off track mentally, but they did and he’s never looked back. Again, for the most part he just works and keeps to himself. He does have a very low tolerance for those who live around him and tends to think everything anyone else does is to spite him. You know the “The guy below me keeps closing his front door loudly because he’s trying to upset me,” type of stuff. Then there was the time he came into the office and asked me if I was the Arch Angel Gabriel. I told him, “not that I am aware of,” and he never mentioned it again.

Now for some reason he had it in his head that he didn’t like the maintenance guy. There was never any reason given, but he made it pretty obvious. On a previous occasion he had told me, with the maintenance guy sitting in the same room, that he would rather fix the problem himself than have the guy go in his apartment.

The maintenance guy has since worked his way into the tenant's good graces and the two of them have buried the hatchet, even though only the tenant knew what the hatchet was.

22 Comments:

Blogger Inner Fonzie said...

I love your answer! "Not that I am aware of"...

He probably thinks that sinc eyou said itthat way you must be the Arch Angel Gabriel but, due to the sensitive nature, must keep others from knowing. Hence your disguise as a landlord... very convincing... very convincing indeed...

3:50 PM, September 15, 2006  
Blogger Wendy said...

he is either on drugs and that is why he doesn't want anyone in there without notice and is just drug paranoid, or he is schizophrenic and forgets to take his pill.

You have such a cool job.

4:44 PM, September 15, 2006  
Blogger RAY O'SUNSHINE said...

How do you know Fonzie?

6:31 PM, September 15, 2006  
Blogger luckysevn said...

NOW I remember why I got rid of that "Real Estate for Dummies" book!!! I could never handle wack-jobs like this guy!!!

There WAS one time when the maintenance guys went into my apt in NYC w/out my permission (same thing - water emergency in the apt below)... they never told me they were in there, but I knew b/c they left the toilet seat up! I told the super to please let me know from that point forward when someone would be going into my apt w/out my knowledge - but I never told him how I knew they were in there... freaked him out a little bit! I think he thought I had a Nanny Cam or something...

7:37 PM, September 15, 2006  
Blogger Stephanie said...

In one of my previous apartments, the maintenance guys took my full-length mirror. I decided that I didn't even want it back. I didn't know what had gone on while I was out.

That is the funniest story yet. Perhaps he only SEEMS weird because he's really in the CIA. Maybe asking you if you were the Archangel Gabriel, he was alluding to a fellow operative. Of course, there's also the very real possibility that he's simply off the deep end.

8:22 PM, September 15, 2006  
Blogger Dan-O said...

Yeah, he's trippin' on something. And I want some!

12:49 AM, September 16, 2006  
Blogger Inner Fonzie said...

How do *I* know Fonzie or how does *wendy* know Fonzie? or is that just a zen question?

4:03 AM, September 16, 2006  
Blogger The Absent Minded Landlord said...

fonzie: Exactly, there are certain things that cannot be divulged... oops, I said too much already.

wendy: I'm going with the second choice. The thing is, he wears these huge yellow sunglasses all around. Much like the rattelsnake uses her rattle, it is nature's way of saying "leave this one alone."

iheart: Does anyone really know fonzie?

luckysevn: Interestingly enough, whenever I go into a tenant's apartment I make sure to use their toilet. It's kind of like marking my territory. I used to just go in a corner of their bedroom, but that just ends up making more work for me later ;)

doc: Oh yes, and I examine my genitalia in their mirror while I'm there, I forgot that part.

dan-o: You want nothing of what he has, I can assure you.

fonzie (again): And this "I" you speak of, are you reffering to the inner collective or some physical manisfestation?

10:40 AM, September 16, 2006  
Blogger Spacecake said...

I remember some years back when some relative of mine got the idea to put notes on people's doors. We wrote something about police and no entering the building... err. Somebody got preetty pissed on that one.

Oh, and since I'm off topic anyway, happy birthday!

3:09 PM, September 16, 2006  
Blogger Me Myself and I said...

Definitely paranoid. Being ex military and all. I love how instead of just saying he doesn't want anyone entering his apartment without notice as that's his right, he actually blatantly admits he doesn't trust the maintenance guy. Gotta at least give him props for honesty! haha

4:12 PM, September 16, 2006  
Blogger cmeddie said...

Happy belated BDAY party mister. Sorry I missed all the fun.. :( I had my nieces and nephews all day and night, and it was a disaster of a good time...

Culminating in me forgetting my tickets to the bengals game today when i left...

WHODEY?

11:20 PM, September 17, 2006  
Blogger Deb said...

Does your maintenance man look shady? Sometimes people get weirded out by shady looking guys or whatever...but some people are just way too paranoid as far as letting people inside their home with their personal belongings.

What a note though!

5:33 PM, September 19, 2006  
Blogger The Absent Minded Landlord said...

spacecake: Thanks, I had a great birthday.

celeste: Honesty is good, it's the glimpses into his mind I can do without.

geek: I'd willing to guess you didn't leave him any crazy notes though to drive the point home. Although it sounds like maybe you should have.

cmeddie: Good times, I'm also sorry you missed it.

~deb: I'd have to say the tenant looks more shady than the maintenance guy.

10:51 AM, September 20, 2006  
Blogger Deb said...

Haha!!! You got your hands full! And just when I was about to ask you if you had an apartment available! :)

2:09 PM, September 20, 2006  
Blogger The Absent Minded Landlord said...

~deb: Indeed, but if you ever made the move I'd find you a nice place. You could buy a palace in Cincy for what many people pay in rent in New York. But, then if you moved, you couldn't drink a Manhattan in it's namesake.

6:29 PM, September 20, 2006  
Blogger LindzyPinzy said...

wow thats a nice little not she left there

6:32 PM, September 20, 2006  
Blogger LindzyPinzy said...

happy belated;)

6:32 PM, September 20, 2006  
Blogger Deb said...

Well, I'm much more of a martini kinda gal...awe hell, even cough medicine will do! (I guess this puts me in the catagory of your tenants, huh?) *sigh*

7:05 PM, September 20, 2006  
Blogger Elle J said...

Great story telling ;o)

2:55 PM, September 21, 2006  
Blogger The Absent Minded Landlord said...

lindzyp: Thanks, 30 ain't so bad.

~deb: Whatever works for you, though I fear you may have to work a bit harder to get into their catagory.

elle j: I guess the truth really can be stranger than fiction. I'm glad you enjoy.

6:54 PM, September 21, 2006  
Blogger LJ said...

Ha, I was talking to my super the other day and notice his weight loss and the long pinky nail. Hmm...

That's how I feel about the lady above me. I feel like she's making noise above me to wake me up.

Actually she is. But I'm not home from the service and mentally insane or anything. ;)

11:48 PM, December 06, 2006  
Blogger LJ said...

Oh, and I use to trust my super when she needed to come into my apt, but when she let this guy in my apt, he used up ALL my toilet paper.

11:50 PM, December 06, 2006  

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