Sunday, February 18, 2007

I'm back... from where I don't know

Here I am, at long last. Sorry to worry you, and after I promised I wouldn't stay away so long. I've just been keeping busy and taking a break from blog land. But I'm OK, and all is well. I'm still looking for the right position to take the place of the others. In the mean time I've been working on putting some business deals together and getting closer to finishing the movie room project (pictures to follow soon).

For now, let me do the little meme that I was tagged with some time ago. It is the one called 6 Weird Things About Me that has been around for a while. But I've never done it, and I said I would, so here it is.

1) Socks
I wear my socks inside out. All colors, always. I believe that socks are made wrong with the seam that runs across the toes being on the inside. Therefore it is more comfortable to wear them inside out. Plus, there are some cultures that say it is good luck to wear a piece of clothing inside out. Who knows, but it can't hurt. 500 points to whoever knows what movie character agrees with me on this.

2) Jeans
Not only do I not wear them, I don't own a single pair. I used to just because everyone else did, but I have never thought that they are very comfortable. I don't like pants that start out stiff and have to be loosened up. I think pants should be comfortable without me convincing them to act right. Also, I think jeans come with an inherent sense of being casual. They are even the bottom marker of how casual an event is, as in "It's not a dressy place, but I wouldn't wear jeans." So, sometime early on in college I made a conscious decision to give them up and I've never looked back. I'm not against them on anyone else, they're just not for me.

3) Cheesecake
Speaking of things that aren't for me, add cheesecake to that list. I know, I know, it seems downright un-American. I get the same reaction from people whenever they learn this about me, like there is something wrong with me, or maybe I just haven't tried the right one. Trust me, I've tried many different types, never with success. And I don't mean that I just prefer other things, cheesecake almost makes me feel a little sick. Even if it's hidden in some other evil dessert, I'll know with the first bite.

4) Iced-tea
So, let's move on to something I do like: iced-tea for example. I love it, all different types and kinds from green tea to sweet tea to raspberry tea, you name it. The weird thing is that since I like it so much that I'm very picky about it. I can taste if a restaurant hasn't cleaned their tea machine in a while. I can taste if the tea has been sitting around too long. And I can't stand tea that hasn't been brewed. You know, a drink that is tea flavored but put together like a cola (one part syrup and one part carbonation). This is something that I have in common with Asians and people from the southern part of the U.S., we all take our tea pretty seriously.

5) A kitchen
For me, it has to be clean. I enjoy cooking and food in general, and I think that where it comes from should be clean. Now, I don't get all obsessive compulsive about it, but a camera in our house would catch me giving the kitchen a good night-time wipe down after the day's various activities. This may stem from my childhood when I used to wipe my high-chair tray clean onto the floor. Apparently back then as long as I didn't have to see the mess it was OK. It also may stem from having to see far too many nasty kitchens in the apartments of my tenants. Again, I'm not here to pass judgment on other people's kitchens. Unless of course that person is making something they would like me to eat, then I may think twice.

6) Facial hair
My German/Irish heritage does not lend me to being a particularly hairy guy, although my facial hair tends to come in pretty thick. I have to shave every day, or twice a day if I'm going out in the evening. This is not a strange thing, what is weird is that the hair grows in a spiral pattern. I only know this because as a young man when my peach fuzz was growing in I could see it. I had the distinct feeling that if I had let it go I would have had two cones growing out from under my jaw bones. The fun thing about this is that I have to shave both down and then up to even look like I shaved. If I really want to be smooth, I have to shave every which way. Good times.

So there you have it. Even a handsome, intelligent, modest guy like me can think of six weird things. And like usual, no tagging, just steal if you'd like.

30 Comments:

Blogger Stephanie said...

The socks blew my mind. All this time we've been friends, and I had NO IDEA that your socks were on inside-out! Well... you think you know a guy.

I can personally attest to your tea fixation; I have even seen your tea machine operational skills first-hand when the employees at Panera were slacking!

Also, I marvel that you have ever eaten anything that has been produced in my kitchens.

2:09 AM, February 19, 2007  
Blogger geewits said...

I tease some people when they do the 6 weird things because they are NOT weird. Yeah, you, not so much. #4 is totally acceptable because I am originally from N.C. and I do not like bad tea. But #2?? Well that's just insane. I'm just the opposite. I never wear slacks. If I absolutely can't wear jeans or just feel like dressing up, I will wear a dress. I'm even one of those people that says "If you can't wear jeans there, I don't want to go." Wow. I can't believe you don't like jeans. You must have never tried on good jeans. Okay, I'm going to move past this now....maybe.

3:07 AM, February 19, 2007  
Blogger SRR said...

Baby Doll, what does the pretty lady have to do with your section on kitchens??
:-)

4:24 AM, February 19, 2007  
Blogger M said...

you're a freak of nature!!!!!! (But I loves ya anyway :))

I'm down with the kitchen wiping too!

5:40 AM, February 19, 2007  
Blogger Deb said...

I never thought about the sock deal - you're right! It should be more comfortable inside out, huh? And as far as jeans go, I usually wear jeans in the winter because they're thicker and keep you warmer. In the summer, I either wear dress pants or something light. I can totally see why you don't wear jeans though.

Hope you're doing great! Been gone too long! How's the wacky tenants?

Oh, question for you. What's the rule if you're in an apartment- say paying $850 per month and $900 during the winter months because of the cost of oil...however, the oil burner and hot water keep going off at the most crucial times (below zero weather)....and you have to go to a hotel or a friend's house to stay in order to be alive? Now, I know they say call 311 - but my friend is having this heating problem and lives way upstate. They said to call the police first and then get the inspector to come in and have it reported.

But what's the right tenant etiquette to maintain a good relationship with your landlord while going through these problems? And do you take off $$ from the rent?

What do you do?

(Sorry this is a bit off topic, but wanted to get your advice.)

Thanks!

11:18 AM, February 19, 2007  
Blogger Deb said...

Can you email me with this? d_pasquella@yahoo.com ...

I appreciate any advice!

11:19 AM, February 19, 2007  
Blogger Wendy said...

I'm glad you are back.

The only very odd one in the bunch is the jean thing, well and the cheescake...what the hell is wrong with you? Are you a deviant or what?! ;)

1:00 PM, February 19, 2007  
Blogger Wendy said...

oh and the chicks ass on the kitchen counter is completely unsanitary, shove her off and wipe it down...uh, or something like that.

1:01 PM, February 19, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No cheesecake? No jeans? Inside out socks? Tea drinker?

Are you sure you're not Canadian?

1:33 PM, February 19, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm glad you're back!! Sorry about the potty mouth in my blog, but I was feeling pretty blue myself. Welcome back you weirdo!! :-)

3:33 PM, February 19, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Happy to hear your alive! Good post, but, um... how do you get that kitchen appliance. IS that how wives act if you redo the kitchen?

8:08 PM, February 19, 2007  
Blogger Dan-O said...

Socks: That's the un-American thing, not the Cheesecake!!!

Jeans: I'm just the opposite, I start out loose and end up stiff

Cheesecake: Well,...That just makes me angry.

Iced Tea: I can relate with me having the Queen O' Sweet tea(w/a southern accent mind you) under the same roof.

Kitchen: Thank you for the visual of a perfectly clean kitchen

Facial Hair: I'm still trying to catch up with the hair growth rate of Falcone

9:01 PM, February 19, 2007  
Blogger Evil Spock said...

I'm a big snob about a lot of things, but we have at least one thing in common: tea.

This is a place I like to visit when I'm in Boulder:

http://www.boulderteahouse.com/

I still have some Snow Leopard tea from my last visit back in December. It's an excellent white tea. I'm pretty sure you can get tea from their website.

There some good tea places in Bloomington; is there any in Cincy?

10:40 PM, February 19, 2007  
Blogger The Absent Minded Landlord said...

doc: Your pastry creations are so tasty that I tell myself they were made during a clean spell.

geewits: Your reaction to the jeans thing is what I normally get about the cheesecake.

rr: She, too, cares so much about a clean kitchen that she is willing to wipe the counter with her ass.

m: Should I reveal that the picture was of you? Ooops, just did.

~deb: Get on board with the sock thing, your feet will thank you. I'll e-mail you about the rest.

wendy: Did you mean I should wipe down her ass or the counter?

squid: Nope, my head doesn't seperate into two pieces at the mouth when I talk.

jahowie: Yeah, knock that shit off.

geek: The ladies do like a nice kitchen, and a man who knows his way around it.

dan-o: Falcone was born with a 5 o'clock shadow.

evil spock: This brings up a good question... how comfortable with their sexuality must two men be in order to meet for tea?

11:09 PM, February 19, 2007  
Blogger JLee said...

welcome back from never never land! My daughter has the same thing about "sock seams" and I have to buy really, really thick socks or she won't wear them! You are not alone...

11:18 PM, February 19, 2007  
Blogger geewits said...

Yeah, I forgot about the cheesecake. I guess that's because I don't think about cheesecake very often. Maybe one out of five times if someone orders it in a restaurant and offers me a bite, I will have a bite. But mine is not a cheesecake thing. I just don't like sweets.

3:19 AM, February 20, 2007  
Blogger Me Myself and I said...

Ugh. I hate cheesecake.

I don't think I could wear my socks inside out though, especially the ones with patterns on them because they are all stringy on the inside. Does anyone even know what I'm talking about?

PS Glad you're back :)

7:49 PM, February 20, 2007  
Blogger The Absent Minded Landlord said...

jlee: Have her try them inside out, it may do the trick.

geewits: You don't like sweets? Your weird ;)

photogirl: Woohoo, a fellow anti-cheesecake hater. I know what you mean about the strings, but I guess none of mine have patterns.

10:58 PM, February 20, 2007  
Blogger JLee said...

Come to think of it, she doesn't like to wear jeans, either! Are you my long lost child, AML?? haha

8:46 AM, February 21, 2007  
Blogger flea said...

no jeans? like really? wow, that's pretty far out there...i just can't imagine

3:32 PM, February 21, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OH the tea thing...that is me too! My husband and I are VERY PICKY about sweet tea....hahah but a bad glass of tea can throw off your whole day!

9:57 AM, February 22, 2007  
Blogger The Absent Minded Landlord said...

jlee: I don't know, did you ever get anyone pregnant in Cincy? Wait, that doesn't make sense.

flea: It seems far out until you see how much I rock a pair of khakis.

heather: Ah, a fellow tea lover. Life's too short for crapy tea.

1:47 PM, February 24, 2007  
Blogger cmeddie said...

Funny, because when i wear socks, I wear them inside out.

AND YES, cheesecake is the best stuff on earth. YOU ARE WRONG! ;)

6:44 AM, February 25, 2007  
Blogger Dan-O said...

Mmmmmmmm Raspberry Cheesecake

2:46 PM, February 27, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey man where ya be????????????

7:47 PM, February 28, 2007  
Blogger The Stormin Mormon said...

Life is to short for crappy tea.

The socks thing makes perfect sense when you think about it logically. The seams being on the inside is stupid and impractical.

And as for your kitchen. I've got to pick one of those up for my house...

7:46 PM, March 01, 2007  
Blogger Spacecake said...

Oh I haven't been the only one having a break from blogland, cool.

lol, I usually wear different paired socks. People make comments about my green sock-blue sock combinations thinking I've not noticed but I do it on purpose.

11:56 AM, March 07, 2007  
Blogger Spacecake said...

Oh, I forgot to say this: cheesecake=ewww.

Ok I'm done now.

11:57 AM, March 07, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just wandered over to your blog from Running Rabbit's. The movie character that shares your opinion on the sock thing is Sean Connery in Finding Forrester. Better late than never, right?

11:22 PM, March 13, 2007  
Blogger The Absent Minded Landlord said...

Oops, I don't want to forget about you late commers.

cmeddie: Well, you have a 50% at least.

dan-o: Stop it.

geek: I'm where you'd least expect, and I have no idea what that means.

stormin m: I think Bed Bath and Beyond sells them in the eye candy section.

spacecake: Ahmen to the ewww my friend.

runnergirl: Holy Crap, you are right! I don't know whether to be impressed or sad for you. I fear you may be like me, so I'll be a little of both.

12:55 PM, March 15, 2007  

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