Tuesday, January 02, 2007

NSFW Holiday Post

Sorry I haven’t been around much lately. I’ve been in a funk due to the end of 2006 shitting on me and many people I know. I’ll not go into details now, save to say it’s just crappy crap. I’ve done my best to stay positive and generally I’m a pretty good actor. But even I have my limits.

I celebrated the holidays, and they were fine; nothing really to complain about there. In fact, I love this time of year. It is one of my favorites. So, it ticks me off even more that crap would try and overshadow it.




I couldn’t even enjoy cheering the Bengals on lately because they decided to suck the last three games and miss the playoffs.





I have decided to make a conscious effort to work out more though. It’s not really a new year’s resolution, since those never seem to stick. It’s just something I need to do and have put off for far too long. It may even help my mental outlook too. Who knows, it’s just time.



So, for lack of wanting to share anything more, here is a Christmas themed video that made me smile. Beware, for like my pictures were, this guy’s language is NSFW. Enjoy.


Fear not, I’ll be back to sharing inane stories soon I’m sure. Bear with me, for I know 2007 is going to be better.

29 Comments:

Blogger Evil Spock said...

Good thing I have the week off. Sorry about your Bungles. There's always next year.

1:29 AM, January 02, 2007  
Blogger Marie-Hélène Raletz said...

It'd better be better :)
Marie

1:47 AM, January 02, 2007  
Blogger RAY O'SUNSHINE said...

whats nsfw?

6:26 AM, January 02, 2007  
Blogger JLee said...

aw, AML, sorry to hear someone has rained on your holiday parade! It can only get better right? ;)

7:59 AM, January 02, 2007  
Blogger Malnurtured Snay said...

I know how you feel -- well, let me rephrase: I knew how you felt last year. This year, my hometown's team is in the playoffs -- Festivus Maximus, baby! Go Ravens!

(PS - that girl's expression suggests she's thinking, "Woah, it's colder out than I realized!")

8:51 AM, January 02, 2007  
Blogger SRR said...

Cheer up Charlie!!

I'd work out more too if I had a personal (hottie) trainer! Male or female...whatever...
:-)

Teeth~ NOT SAFE FOR WORK (And the AML thinks I live under a rock!! Sheesh!!)

10:28 AM, January 02, 2007  
Blogger Jerk Of All Trades 2.0 said...

Amen to that brotha. It's gotta be better. Happy new year!

11:01 AM, January 02, 2007  
Blogger The Absent Minded Landlord said...

evil spock: I know, but that mantra is getting tiresome where the Bengals are concerned.

le nightowl: Where did your blog go? All your nice pictures :(

iheart: Lets see, it could be...
Non Significant Fanatical Whalers: try as they might, no one cares about them
Now serving fantastic waffles: sounds delicious to me
Never sex frigid watermelons: that's just good advice
No, I guess RR was right.

jlee: It will, because I have a PMA (know what that one is iheart?)

ms: Yes, my devoted really should plan better before showing their obession with me.

rr: Yep, I trainer like in the picture would be high in motivation, or would that be ASSperation? Either way.

11:12 AM, January 02, 2007  
Blogger The Absent Minded Landlord said...

jerk: Oops, you snuck in there on me. Only one direction to head.

11:13 AM, January 02, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hang in there my friend. Things will get better.

3:08 PM, January 02, 2007  
Blogger Unknown said...

I feel for you with the Bengals. I wanted them in the playoffs just to see what Chad Johnson would do next.

My team did so much better this year. They have a rock-solid #7 pick in the draft to look forward to squandering on some lineman who will bust his stick in week two...and a new coach. We will see how quotable he is.

6:22 PM, January 02, 2007  
Blogger LindzyPinzy said...

good luck with the working out thing..I have the same goal in mind but its not a resolution or anything for me either.

Happy New Years sorry crap was trying to get in your way during the holidays....grrr...

7:59 PM, January 02, 2007  
Blogger The Absent Minded Landlord said...

jahowie: Thanks buddy, you too.

chad: So close, and yet so far.

lindzyp: Grrr indeed.

12:31 AM, January 03, 2007  
Blogger M said...

happy new year!

oh my god that ad fucked my shit up, I love it - I wish I had one of those accents!

5:42 AM, January 03, 2007  
Blogger Timmy said...

Happy New Year AML! 2006 was shitty for me too (as far as home sales) so, I feel ya! It has to get better!

7:00 AM, January 03, 2007  
Blogger Wendy said...

I'm sure your situation isn't the same as mine, but I get the funk and the crappy crap stuff.

For the new year I wish us both happier days and less crappy crap.

Feel better...

1:17 PM, January 03, 2007  
Blogger cmeddie said...

YEAR OF HAPPY... get on board. It's working!

Sorry crap has fallen on the AML.. it will all get better...

Bengals have an amazing off-season and kick some royal bootie in 07/08.. Didn't you hear?

8:56 PM, January 03, 2007  
Blogger The Absent Minded Landlord said...

m: I know, I've watched it too many times. I think it would take a life time in Jersey to sound like that.

timmy: Buy, buy, buy!

wendy: The sun will come up tommorow, tommorow, bet your bottom dollar.

cmeddie: That sounds good to me.

11:54 PM, January 03, 2007  
Blogger Baba Ganoush said...

Ah, always refreshing over here.

Apparently, I need to go to some Bengals games. I thought I had the best seat in the house infront of my 55 in.

I was wrong!

1:01 AM, January 05, 2007  
Blogger Dan said...

Sorry to hear you had to deal with crap over the holidays. You're not alone my friend. My dad died the week before Christmas, so it was a bittersweet holiday for us. Hang in there.

I couldn't load the video but I loved the photos!

Happy New Year!

8:08 AM, January 05, 2007  
Blogger JLee said...

PMA=personal masturbation assistant?

4:41 PM, January 05, 2007  
Blogger Dan-O said...

And Tiners says boobies can't solve everything....what does she know?

4:44 PM, January 05, 2007  
Blogger Deb said...

Hey! I wanted to stop by and say hello! I'm lovin' these photos by the by.

I've been sick for the past three weeks, but I wanted to see what you were up to.

New Year's resolutions? Don't do it. They're made to fail. Last time I made a new year's resolution to lose weight, ......I gained 30. Don't do it! (ha)

Be well...be safe...and be good!

5:24 AM, January 06, 2007  
Blogger Me Myself and I said...

Happy New Year!

I have a good feeling about 2007 too :)

7:01 PM, January 06, 2007  
Blogger The Absent Minded Landlord said...

baba ganoush: Nothing beats the real thing.

dan: You have to click the white box twice to make the video go, it is worth it.

jlee: Yes please.

dan-o: You'd think she'd know boobies.

~deb: Glad to have you back and healthy.

celeste: Fingers crossed.

1:03 AM, January 07, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When I grow up, I want to be a Mr. Potato Trooper.

10:13 PM, January 08, 2007  
Blogger Baba Ganoush said...

No post by AML. That's okay, I'll hang out and enjoy the view for awhile!

10:50 PM, January 08, 2007  
Blogger The Absent Minded Landlord said...

squid: You gots to follow your dreams my friend.

baba ganoush: Here I come.

6:52 PM, January 09, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hmmmmm...nothing interesting going on here. What's going on?

9:15 AM, January 24, 2007  

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